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By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

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By Phoebe - 18/07/2009 08:15 - Singapore

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

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By demk - 20/08/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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By Dildno - 10/12/2016 08:48 - United States - Worcester

Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:18

Baby dragon > sex?

stfu_bam 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:19

Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?

Comments

ArmoredDuckling 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:33

That's some serious stuff right there.

SLC_grumpypants 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:34

C'mon over. I'll take care of ya. He can play with his "dragon" ;-)

SockMonkey333 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:36

Hahaha! Some games are just so addicting

DalPozzo13 10

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:37

Maybe if you took care of his baby dragon that wouldn't be a problem

cheymann 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:41

If you two have kids then he better pay that much attention to them as he does to a stupid reality game

beerankin 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:41

I have that game. It's amazing lol but that being said, not worth giving up sex xD

NEEPLES 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:44

Hey it's better than FarmVille.

jack_tells_truth 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:44

You married him, you deserve it

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:25

I told you in a previous fml, people don't show their true colors until later in life. Ex or your biased opinion : If a person gets rape, and they were at the wrong place at the wromg time, do they deserve it? If a spouse abuses their significant other and had never shown any signs of the problem, do they deserve it? Stop using the "you married him, ydi", people don't show their true form until later. Dipshit

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:20

^ applause

julia_lynn 21

Monday 24 October 2011 5:24

Amen #98. I would have never thought that my ex-husband would completely stop brushing his teeth, or that he would completely ignore me once we were married for a certain period time. Unfortunately, people change, and usually not for the better.

jack_tells_truth 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:25

I consider crimes different. Food for thought: is it possible the OP has also neglected her husband or let herself go to the point that he isnt as physically attracted to her? Chances are probably. I always find it funny how people get so focused on what's right there. Ask the question why sometimes.