Intimacy: Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that...

By Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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By can’t sleep - 17/06/2020 17:04

Today, and for the fourth time in a week, my 60-year-old neighbors have woken me up by having obnoxiously loud sex. Complete with over the top moaning and the headboard smashing against our shared wall. When I asked them nicely to quiet down, they laughed and called me jealous. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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Nice place to live!

By GrossedOutKary - 19/05/2010 19:20 - Puerto Rico

Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By unsatisfied - 29/11/2010 12:13 - Australia

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Sunday 28 October 2012 13:37

Well, at least your neighbours were humorous about it. Still, invest in soundproof walls.

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 28 October 2012 13:43

Toss him a packet of Viagra and say "Now you can re-live those days."

Comments

awkwardadvances 1

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:09

That's the greatest thing anyone has ever said.

ellytoad 13

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:28

Quiet down. -_-

jjmiller1001 17

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:54

that is awesome.... why is it an FML?

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:07

Loud noisy sex doesn't mean a long happy marriage. My parents were married over 50 years going at it quietly 2-3 times a week. They probably still would be if Dad hadn't passed away. But the loudest person I've ever heard only lasted 15 years in her first marriage. Just be glad they have a sense of humor.

gregkingsley 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:29

Awkward but hilarious

karen1991 15

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:40

Oh my ****..

vbmg152 18

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:49

Loud means nothing!!! Love means everything! My hubby & I had a great sex life until due to circumstances beyond our control, it was no longer possible! We still love & respect each other! We expect to be married another 24 yrs! And no, Viagra won't help!