By sarah6786 - 22/01/2013 02:27 - United States - Schenectady

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Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
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SusanBieber 10

Don't worry, almost every girl's boobs are not identical. It's natural

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astralvagan 20

You should ask him to show you his penis and then say the same thing to him

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tika12991 15

I don't understand how this is a FML... most women have one boob bigger than the other, some even a whole cup size bigger

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PunkySpunky78 15

One of my boobs are sightly larger then the other I just wish my haters acepted that as a fact I have told them Many people have told them They still think my boobs are fake ugh!

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BigSexy123 11

Your "haters"? Did you seriously just say "haters" seriously? YOU ARE NOT A RAPPER, enough with the slang.

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Baybiiie 11

#58 and does it have to be just rappers that use the word haters? That's closed minded and stereotypical. Definitely a thumb down.

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LovesSushi 25

You would think he would rather have both, even if they are different sizes ...

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qirde_15 5

i bet one of his balls is smaller too. cheer up!

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Sunkistlover718 21

Just point to your husband: "Found the biggest boob of all."

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perdix 29

You'd think by now, you'd know which one was his favorite and pop that one out. Good for him for not playing favorites when he has access to both of them. I always try to give both of them equal time, but then again, I've never met anyone with visibly different boobs.

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mountainmanneil 7

If you look closely, most of the time they are a little different.

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love_me_electric 20

You usually can't tell if she's wearing a bra and shirt. Mine are slightly different but it took my boyfriend months to realize because it's so subtle. You have to look at one particular pair of breasts a lot to notice it, unless she has one A cup and one C cup or something.

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sarah6786 14

in my defense i am breastfeeding and have been using the "bigger" one more.

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perdix 29

#60, trust me, I examine them very carefully. I often notice slight differences of the patterns of the areolae, but generally, the women I've been with have been rather symmetrical. It would be interesting to know the exact percentage of women whose boobs are different by even one cup size.

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perdix 29

#70, doesn't that just stimulate more milk production in that tit which would exacerbate* the problem? *Yes, that's a real word and it has nothing to do with what you normally do when thinking about big *******.

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Baybiiie 11

#56- omg that's hilarious. I'd give you a thumbs up but my stupid iPhone won't show it :(

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mountainmanneil 7

If you were to ask someone who you consider to have a perfect body, what they think of their own body. They always respond with somthing they don't like about themselves. One of my balls hangs lower then the other, but its ok because I don't let being a little different "drag" me down...

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watsinausername 13

Tell him to be equal opportunity employer.

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Baybiiie 11

That's right OP's boyfriend is discriminating her hooters.

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charvisioku 22

Everyone's a-symmetrical :) Just that it's more obvious on some people than others. Don't sweat it, it's normal. Your husband is a dick for pointing it out like that though.. owes you an apology.

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