By sarah6786 - 22/01/2013 02:27 - United States - Schenectady

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Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
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SusanBieber 10

Don't worry, almost every girl's boobs are not identical. It's natural

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astralvagan 20

You should ask him to show you his penis and then say the same thing to him

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HelloSirs 14

And in most guys, one ******** is bigger than the other. It all works out for the better.

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OrangeKnife 10

Mine are :/ but no problem.

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ZombieSnoopy 9

Sometimes the size is really unnoticeable so i think OPs bf had skill or OPs boobs are reaaaaallly different in size.....

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skoob1 12

I beg to differ! "Bigger" insinuates large to begin with, and I can tell you first -hand- that is not true in all cases.

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HelloSirs 14

@92 I think you are thinking of the word "big". Bigger insinuates a comparison, as in "That tic tac is bigger than my penis!" Not necessarily meaning either is large at all.

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Enslaved 36

Should name them so you'll know which one he wants to "Come out to play? :P

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HelloSirs 14

Name them something like Titan and Cretin. Just because they sound cool.

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astralvagan 20

Pinky and The Brain!!

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Enslaved 36

Someone here on FML (not sure whom) once said her BF named her mixed matched boobies "Biggie Smalls". I'm still laughing from that comment.(:

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Kkkdawg 27

Omfg my best friend used to have a non existent boob. Like one was a regular sized boob and the other was a pancake(she had an implant put in, but anyway...) everyone that knew about it called her biggie smalls. I apologize for the irrelevancy, just made me think of it.

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melbaby112 11

That's when you take a mirror and shove it in his face ;) reaction would be priceless!

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Marcelb 17

You want me to treat you like a game? Sure, I'll play with you.. XD

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oj101 33

When you're having sex next time, tell him to penetrate his *thing* in your vayjay when it already is. Then you're even with him.

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brackaman 18

That's just retarded. I have no idea why you even said that

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starcrossddream 14

I think #19 was trying to refer to the ever amusing "is it in yet?" comment.

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oj101 33

#19 - You're correct, thanks for clarifying my comment. I couldn't think of how to say it in a short way - thus making my comment a pleonasm. I just gave you a thumbs up :)

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fordneagles 34

*penis ******* It's ok, you can use adult words on the internet. But at least you got 'your' and 'you're' correct

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emilyjgraham 34

oj101, you are 19 so are you telling yourself that you're correct? :/ Also, all women know their breasts are different sizes so I feel your suggestion is a little harsh for something so common. It's so easy to get a man doubt his penis size and it could take a while to get his self esteem back!

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oj101 33

Oh god. I was referring to #36. I was tired when I posted my comment. Surprisingly weak comments for me. I guess I'll have to own my stuff.

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Reaper5639 16

It's natural that one is bigger than the other. Take it as a compliment.

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BrandiLush 31

My right boob is bigger than my left one, it keeps popping out of my DD bra :(

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Shrike 23

Let's be honest for a second - you only posted so you could brag about your supposed boob size, didn't you?

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BrandiLush 31

Actually it really bothers me. I just recently noticed it and I've been very self conscious about it. I feel OP's pain.

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willbur73q 7

I bet this is some creepy old guy, and not even a girl.

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baby_frenchie 6

He wanted front row tickets to see 'Biggie Smalls'! lmfao! xD

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deadboyparis 3

Same thing happens to me. You're not alone.

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