By dragonmirado - 25/01/2012 06:23 - China

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML
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dragonmirado 12

I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!

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Thisismypchere 8

You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL

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SkyMarieD 0

You sure he wasn't already a blonde?? Haha

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alexchin 0

Don't shave your head. He will think that his children will be hairless.

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bubo_fml 10

Don't feel so bad. I once knew a girl who ****** up the recipe for making ice cubes...

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bizarre_ftw 21

I am deeply curious to know how that happened

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evelina99 0

what I don't get is why he thinks blonde is a superior hair color to the others in the first place!

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bubo_fml 10

Since he IS your husband, isn't it a bit redundant to mention that you're "already married to this guy?"

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bizarre_ftw 21

I think she's reiterating it for emphasis, like saying: "I'm already married to him" I can't go back

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jerry2011 4

BTW, when you are done with him, contact your local museum and hand him over to them.........

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KiddNYC1O 20

Tell him it's actually the pubes that count.

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