By dragonmirado - 25/01/2012 06:23 - China

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML
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dragonmirado 12

I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!

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Thisismypchere 8

You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL

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Hot_Pink_Knob 6

Your asian. FYL.

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socalstangs 0

YDI for not nowing how to spell BLOND i feel sorry for your futur kids

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IrishJesus 5

The irony is palpable.

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

With that kind of intellect, I'd have to say you're better off not having kids at all. Seriously. Don't adopt, either.

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Flaggfox 1

OP, will you pretty please comment back and tell me you're joking? I seriously don't believe that anyone is that stupid.

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MrsSmith43231 1

Wow, I guess that puts him on the low end of the intellectual totem pole. Good thing this isn't the time of cave men.

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firemedic919 0

yeah real american genius budwieser salutes them all the time

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bizarre_ftw 21

They're in china! You can't Get any further from the USA without leaving the planet! Who taught you how to read, op's husband?

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neander 8

Hopefully neither one of you have a limb amputated, your future children will be born incomplete.

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Courtney_Sanders 6

Wow. How could you not tell he was that stupid before you married him?

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ivanhoe4u 3

I read this to my 10yo daughter and she giggles and said, "That won't work." Good luck with your children. Hopefully they get your brains.

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