By RayneWolf13 - 31/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Conway

Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML
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RayneWolf13 15

I'm not complaining at all. Haha its just sad how I don't even know when its coming cuz it never goes in order. I'm very lucky to have him! :) Also, he doesn't buy me chocolate because he knows I hate sweets so he gets me water and pizza instead lol.

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tacojauns 45

He likes to know when he can have sex. What's wrong with that?

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buttcramp 21

it'd be sooo awesome if my husband had this ability. now you don't have to run to the store at the last minute lol

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summerguy97 16

Then map it yourself

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arroberts 10

Yeah, I had the same situation. My boyfriend kept asking me, "do I have a week off soon?" and I genuinely believed he was talking about work.. until a week later when he said it again and had to explain.. he calculated my period because of the times I've pushed him away from my belt. Jesus.

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ks47 5

If he does down a lot, you can taste and smell a difference a few days before it starts. Not sure why this is a bad thing. At least he isn't disgusted by it like so many immature guys.

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gameover18 17

The **** you complaining about it just means he is think about you and your needs.

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RayneWolf13 15

I'm complaining about the fact that I can't even figure out when my own period is because it doesn't go in order. its all jumbled up. I'm lucky I have him to help me out haha

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thehuntress309 12

I'd love for my boyfriend to do that for me! Instead he bitches how now we can't have sex and it's all my fault...

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perdix 29

#62, I've never heard a guy complaining about getting too many ********. Jus' sayin' ...

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pandalover69 26

@62 I hate to break it to you but if that's how he feels and acts then he doesn't care about you. He just wants sex. I know if you read this you won't believe me, hopefully he just messing around but somehow I doubt that.

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kayteakay 26

Some people will complain about anything. Be glad he pays attention.

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rcgirl2 11

Why are you complaining? He bought you big box of tampons and he knew when your period was. You should thank him.

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love_me_electric 20

I get pretty much every PMS symptom there is, including weird ones like my breasts go up a cup size, so I always know when it's coming and so does my boyfriend.

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