Love: Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to... - FML

By RayneWolf13 - 31/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Conway

Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML

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RayneWolf13 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 20:06

I'm not complaining at all. Haha its just sad how I don't even know when its coming cuz it never goes in order. I'm very lucky to have him! :) Also, he doesn't buy me chocolate because he knows I hate sweets so he gets me water and pizza instead lol.

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newburton13 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 16:07

And you're complaining?

tacojauns 45

Wednesday 31 July 2013 16:10

He likes to know when he can have sex. What's wrong with that?

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Isa_fml 20

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:20

So? Sounds very considerate to me. :)

Playitlovely 13

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:25

Why is this a bad thing??? He is obviously a caring, attentive and wonderful man. Enjoy his company.

lucyskydiamonds 5

Thursday 1 August 2013 0:59

Ummm...I'm sorry, but how is this an FML? He sounds like an awesome boyfriend!

Raykyogrou03 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 2:03

Must be true love

cynical78 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 2:33

May I suggest some midol or maybe a nice bottle of pamprin?

abekj52 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 2:35

put a plug in it

missyamaha 11

Thursday 1 August 2013 3:19

yep! my boyfriend does the same thing...

MeLoveCats 7

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:11

you're lucky! i wish my husband could keep track of mine and buy me tampons. that way when he wants to have sex i don't have to say "hun, it's that time." one of the most annoying things to say for a woman.

frankenfinger 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:31

are you kidding, you can milk it for all it's worth. seriously take advantage of him

Erery 16

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:34

Sounds like my bf....a sweetheart.

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