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I have stretch marks from when I was fat. I have no good excuse for that. :P
lmfao number 4! rawr!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
there's another FML almost exactly like this...but stretch marks aren't something to be proud of, ladies. hope you keep your dignity though
Go **** yourself. Let's see your stomach swell with a 7lb+ kid and your body not change one bit. We're all human and none of us are perfect, so you can kindly shut the **** up.
I have a daughter, and giving birth to her was an awesome experience. And although I did not obtain too many stretch marks, I love the ones I have because they remind of the beautiful child that came with them.
Yeah, me too...And I'm 17
get the hell over it. i've got stretch marks on my hips, my thighs, and my chest, and i'm only 13. damn it sucks being 13 and actually HAVING hips, thighs, and boobs. YOU, on the other hand, OP, probably don't know what the **** it's like dealing with it. what have you got, a few tiny little stretch marks? and seeing as your married and have a kid, you didn't HAVE to deal with that shit when it really mattered, so, again, GET OVER IT.
you're an idiot. you're thirteen and saying a married woman who's just given birth doesn't know "what the **** it's like dealing with" something. really. grow up.
Oh yeah because that stuff REALLY mattered when you were thirteen. And trust me when a women gives birth she's going to have more than a "a few tiny little stretch marks" People like you are the reason why I hate teenage girls.
this made me laugh. as i'm only a year older than you, i'm not trying to act like a grown up or anything, but that was honestly the stupidest thing i've ever heard. i mean yeah, stretch marks suck, but i'm pretty sure the OP's are worse than yours or any pubescent girl. stuff like that doesn't matter when your 13. unless you're a ****.. but even then it still wouldn't matter. "damn it sucks being 13 and actually HAVING hips, thighs, and boobs," ... what? does the OP not have thighs and hips and boobs? i'm pretty sure she does. so quit being a dumb bitch and GET OVER IT. the stupidity on here makes me wonder about humanity these days.. and OP, feel bad about the stretch marks but congrats on the baby!
you are THE biggest retard on earth. I'm thirteen too, I have stretch marks, but some people's stretch marks are so visible they want to cover them up CONSTANTLY. my mum's stomach is covered in stretch marks from having 3 kids, and the skin is stretched so much she can't lose it. the OP has posted this FML because of what her husband said. so don't ******* say they're complaining. you need a reality check. some people care about what they look like when they're older than a teenager. also, if you think having stretch marks now is bad then just wait 'til you get older. you'll have so many more. also guys don't care about them as they have them too. guys wont see them at 13 unless your legs are constantly open.
Yeah, I'm as old as you. I've met some other people, but never met anyone like you. Quit telling the OP to "get the hell over it" and that she doesn't have to deal with what you have. She kinda has a kid, but okay.
Darling, you seem to think no-one else goes through it. More than half the world has stretch marks, and the female population ALL know the experience we've had to go through, but really. Your language is atrocious, and you have no right to sit there and look down your nose at the OP. She was expressing her opinion/her husband's opinion on the matter, and she doesn't need a little PMSing bitch sitting there telling her off for being human. Unless you're completely flawless, and are totally perfect, shut your mouth and stop acting like a spoilt little girl. :] &&, OP, Bio Oil gradually fades the redness of the stretch marks so they aren't visible. Congratz with your new addition to the family. :] xx
26 ur an idiot and if u have stretch marks that bad and ur 13 that's sad
And it doesn't really matter if you have stretch marks when your 13? who's going to be looking at your body??
I hope you don't mean all teenage girls. I personally don't give a flying **** about appearances, and I'm still technically a teen.
I've had stretch marks since I was 13. on my hips, thighs, boobs, and back of my knees.
lmao hahahaha
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aw, come on, he's just trying to say that he doesn't care if you have strechmarks or not. you should be lucky with a guy like that.
I understand about the stretch marks making you feel self conscious. But... 'my little zebra' is really cute. Maybe the tone he said it in wasn't? I'd rather a guy accept all my flaws and make light of them to show me he doesn't care about them than secretly contemplate them. He sounds like he loves you.