By noname - 14/01/2009 06:33 - France

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
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Tyler_Durden_fml 0

aw, come on, he's just trying to say that he doesn't care if you have strechmarks or not. you should be lucky with a guy like that.

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Kathrina_fml 0

I understand about the stretch marks making you feel self conscious. But... 'my little zebra' is really cute. Maybe the tone he said it in wasn't? I'd rather a guy accept all my flaws and make light of them to show me he doesn't care about them than secretly contemplate them. He sounds like he loves you.

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XBCX96 4

thats pretty funny, but it could be worse. you could be his "fat little bitch." that makes zebra sound really good doesnt it lol

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01daksport 0

Either you were big and got small, or you were small and got big!! Either hhway, we fu__in!! Look stretch marks aint shit don't worry about it

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afallingstar 22

those are marks of being a mom...don't be ashamed be a proud sexy mama

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lawlita 0

Well obviously youre not a "little" zebra then, are you! ;)

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cleveland_girl 2

I can see why you may be upset but honestly im only 13 and ive had stretch marks on my boobs since 6th grade.

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mylifepwnz 0

so fricking ungrateful

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Virginia6810 16

doesn't work. it can help put them off but if it's in the genes you're getting stretch marks no matter what u do.

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