By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Pleonasm 35

"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me." Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."

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DocBastard 38

You should start seeing other people too - divorce lawyers.

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Comments

K92 13

Op I hope you aren't ok with this and that you file for divorce.

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yoyoyowhatup 11

Wait, then what is seeing other people supposed to mean?

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Epikouros 31

If he answered the phone while having sex, his date should dump him, too.

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pinkgreenblue 1

I'm sorry. He sounds like a worthless douche bag.

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eaglerob 20

Time to take his ass out on a date with your boot.

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misslifeguard 7

Do the same back and get divorce papers ready

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Zebediabolical 39

The worst part is the asshole answers his phone during his dates. What a dick!

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Satoaoi 13

that's when you dump all his shit on the porch and say oh I'm sorry do you live here or with your gf you were just on a date with

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