By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs
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My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)
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looking on the bright side, if it's a choice between my aunty watching me and my husband bumping uglies or finding out my husband cheated whilst deployed, i know what id prefer. it's amazing he got back safely, count your blessings!
oh i wasnt implying that! i was just referring to the many many FMLs that have husbands coming back having gotten someone pregnant or picked up a disease. obviously i wasnt implying that all servicemen cheat, my dad and stepdad were both in the navy and my brother in law's in the RAF so i have an immense respect for men in the forces. i just obviously have an awful way with words :(
Cake and sex sounds like a good mix. How was it?
at least she didn't come out of the closet lol ... No pun intended ._.
why was she in the closet in the first place? or even in your bedroom in the first place?? If I was going to surprise someone with a cake I wouldnt do it in their bedroom...
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... How was the cake?
Was the cake a lie?.. The cake is usually a lie..