By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
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jgtrflynn 9

My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)

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ironichalibut 24

Was the cake a lie?.. The cake is usually a lie..

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rety1 13

She probably could've said something before she just watched you **** your husband... At least you got to have cake.

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ginawater19 13

There's a button for that..

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ginawater19 13

I think your aunt stayed in the closet for a lot of reasons ;)

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MuseFan1991 14

looking on the bright side, if it's a choice between my aunty watching me and my husband bumping uglies or finding out my husband cheated whilst deployed, i know what id prefer. it's amazing he got back safely, count your blessings!

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MuseFan1991 14

oh i wasnt implying that! i was just referring to the many many FMLs that have husbands coming back having gotten someone pregnant or picked up a disease. obviously i wasnt implying that all servicemen cheat, my dad and stepdad were both in the navy and my brother in law's in the RAF so i have an immense respect for men in the forces. i just obviously have an awful way with words :(

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DrownedMyFish 18

Why didn't she say something before you guys started?

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caligirllife 11

It was her fault. Did she really expect that you and your husband wouldn't want to be alone after not being together for so long?

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gregnc_fml 18

Cake and sex sounds like a good mix. How was it?

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xcarlito615x 24

at least she didn't come out of the closet lol ... No pun intended ._.

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mattrd_fml 31

why was she in the closet in the first place? or even in your bedroom in the first place?? If I was going to surprise someone with a cake I wouldnt do it in their bedroom...

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rokolodo 10

I'm sure she had headphones on and she fell asleep. Then, she woke up(silence 'cause u guys were done)realized ohh! They're not here yet I'm gonna txt my niece. Nahh! Maybe.

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