By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
I agree, your life sucks 87 052
You deserved it 7 944

jgtrflynn tells us more.

jgtrflynn 9

My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)

Carnival of Disasters
Dive into carnival, where hilarious costumes meet unexpected mishaps. Laughter is guaranteed, mask or no mask! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

ironichalibut 24

Was the cake a lie?.. The cake is usually a lie..

426 15

Comments

karnnie 11

Well you got your sugar, time for cake!

1 1
jmcr 27

Bad hiding spot but honestly she could have just waited for you guys to come back from the airport then swing by with the cake it would be just as much as a surprise but way less awkward/creepy

2 2
SiegeOfTheSiren 9

This is why I am not a huge fan of surprises. Especially surprise parties that involve people in your home in random hiding places. It's creepy. At least she didn't interupt the much needed sex session between you both. That would have been worse, in my opinion.

5 1
happylawyer 16

I am trying to imagine Aunt was in the coats closet at the entrance of the house and not in the bedroom so it would make some sense. OP said they could not wait, maybe they did not make it to the bedroom. Either way, that Aunt has to give back the house key! That is too weird.

9 0
perdix 29

Make sure she washes her hands before she serves you the cake. The sounds (and maybe even sights) of you two "doin' it" surely inspired some hand action in the closet.

7 6
GoldenLead 4

What was the aunt thinking? Even if they hadn't done it, she should have left some alone time for the wife and husband to get back together after such a long time!

5 0
imonkeyface 9

She should've seen something like that coming, but at least you got cake!

1 0
russfml 31

Front door closet or bedroom closet? Either way awkward as hell lol fyl

1 0