Today, my husband has been on the computer playing WarFrame....

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2017 23:49

Today, my husband has been on the computer playing WarFrame. He got on at 6:30 AM. It is now 9:00 PM. This happens every weekend, and when I try to pull him off he "hates me just a little more." FML

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rebeccac12 18

Wednesday 15 November 2017 16:33

before the weekend begins you could just "lose" the power cord for the computer.

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rebeccac12 18

Wednesday 15 November 2017 16:33

before the weekend begins you could just "lose" the power cord for the computer.

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