Miscellaneous: Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML - FML

By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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By botheredgf - 09/11/2010 12:02 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 14:01

Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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taylordanielle98 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:16

Business in the front party in the back

perdix 29

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:18

I hope you mean the fish. They make slightly-better-than-mediocre pets.

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TheEpicPies 15

Sunday 17 June 2012 18:25

I want my mullet back!

baseballgirl25 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 18:30

Cut it while he sleeps.

jennyroo 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:07

Ummm why do you care so much? That's not really an FML. It's his hair not yours. Deal with it.

EnzaiFreak 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 20:26

I hope he does that head bang thing and let's his mullet whip back and forth.

sarah2144 14

Sunday 17 June 2012 20:36

Tell him you're not going to have sex with him until he cuts it off.

Webslinger66 10

Sunday 17 June 2012 20:41

Cut it off in his sleep

sarah1029_fml 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:53

Shave it off when he's asleep

totheforest84 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:53

Ha! I'm sorry that sucks. So, is he going to look like a red neck or a lesbian. I'm just trying to picture it so I can understand your feelings better.

poopycat 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 23:19

What's so bad with a mullet?

mrghdfy76 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 23:29

knock some since into his redneck ass!

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