Love, Intimacy and Geek: Today, my husband has had a low sex drive for a while now. I've...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2018 15:00

Today, my husband has had a low sex drive for a while now. I've been trying all sorts of things to pique his desire. Turns out that a conversation about Neil deGrasse Tyson was all I ever needed. FML

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Bad sex

By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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Craving it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 00:01

Today, I realized how low my husband's libido has gotten over the years. He has zero intention of trying anything to fix it, no matter how hard I try. I don't even think I'm horny anymore as much as intimately touched starved. He ran his hand down my back in passing and I almost burst into tears. FML

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Love and marriage

By Anonymous - 29/10/2023 22:00

Today, literally the only thing that now motivates my husband to do anything is sex. Not food, money, humour, or anything. Once he’s had sex, he’ll do anything I ask him to for about 8 hours, then he turns back into a depressing, shiftless lump who either goes to work, sits in his chair, or sleeps. FML

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Technique

By Anonymous - 20/08/2020 23:02

Today, I figured out the best way to endure my wife's lack of sex drive: whenever she complains, I lose the urge myself. Works like a charm, because she complains all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - 06/05/2023 00:00

Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML

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By Who1s269 - 03/05/2013 12:13 - United States

Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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Modern life is rubbish

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 22:00

Today, despite the fact of learning I'm now over 300 pounds, causing a major blow to my self-esteem, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband if he wanted a blowjob. Unfortunately, he's trying out new mental meds and they've killed his sex drive. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 23 January 2018 15:10

Hey, science can be sexy!

saffy66 34

Saturday 13 January 2018 9:04

Well he’s an awesome guy - I was lucky enough to meet him last year. But yeah - FYL.

Comments

DingusGinger 19

Tuesday 23 January 2018 20:07

Honey, it might be time to face it. He's a closet bisexual or straight up gay.

Symphoniaes 32

Tuesday 23 January 2018 21:57

Sapiosexuality for the win? I totally get the hots for astrophysicists so I understand

ohsnapword 21

Wednesday 24 January 2018 2:14

If you really want to get him going, talk about Michio Kaku or Carl Sagan.

mssileas 25

Wednesday 24 January 2018 6:31

To be fair, sometimes it can be very helpful to make your partner feel heard in their passions haha Creates a desire for further intimacy than just the intellectual kind So I don't think you're in a hotness contest with Tyson, OP :D

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 24 January 2018 13:07

Sounds like a serious case of man-crush.... YIKES!

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 24 January 2018 23:08

Holy shit, either my comment was massively misconstrued or there are a lot of closet racists on FML “Dont go puttin no ideas in them white gurls head’s boi”

ICryWhenIPee 20

Monday 5 February 2018 6:46

DId you really just jump to the conclusion that the people who disliked your joke all either misunderstood it or are closet racists right away, While never even considering that maybe, just maybe, people simply didn't find your joke funny?