Animals: Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog....

By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

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By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By Jes - 28/06/2016 00:44

Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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Thursday 28 October 2010 0:15

lmao he's calling you a bitch

stronghand0331 17

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:20

Yes he is trying to send you a message. As you can see, he thinks very highly of you, enough to call his dog after you... Oh wait...

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Zebidee 8

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:06

No he isn't. Not everything revolves around you.

starberries 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:18

Yes he is. Either he picked the name on purpose to be insulting, or he thinks so little of her that he doesn't care what she thinks.

maphineRAWRS 10

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:14

I guess if the dogs cute it would be okay? hahaha!

thakiller 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:25

YDI for looking like a mut :)

fluffycats 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:31

DICK! quit being so damn rude.

stronghand0331 17

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:12

Excuse me puffypussy, THAT was rude!

roaringrid 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:28

maybe ur father-in-law made u his bitch.

babyfeet45 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:39

ur father in law loooves you :)

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:47

the bitch, the bitch, the bitch is back. Stone cold sober as a matter of fact.

itszackfyl 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:11

Maybe it's true if you have to post it on FML.

hahaalolz 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:50

that's dog as

ijenah 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:55

how rude! sorry op, hope it's s cute doggy

influenced 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:56

you should give the dog a nick name and hope itll catch on. then u wont really have the same name.... kinda. =/

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