Animals: Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog....

By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

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By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By Jes - 28/06/2016 00:44

Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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raw_tigahh 2

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:15

lmao he's calling you a bitch

stronghand0331 17

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:20

Yes he is trying to send you a message. As you can see, he thinks very highly of you, enough to call his dog after you... Oh wait...

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77taylah33 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 11:58

yes they are well I think so

babyyappld 7

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:08

dogs are adorble

green_eyed_gwen 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:40

Be nice nice to the dog, the best revenge is happiness.

Columbiancoke 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:13

lmao...wow..thats a try

JDCH_99 10

Thursday 28 October 2010 21:36

Hilarious. My father and his wife did the same thing to my wife. Jessica was not too happy about the Tsit-zhu named Jessie.

XxdarkangelxX13 0

Friday 29 October 2010 7:44

or maybe he just likes u and named the dog after u:)

the4starr 3

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:25

don't assume.. maybe he just likes your name :)

jay82_fml 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 5:39

lol

bloopblah 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:05

you should buy a douche and name it after him :)

Masii 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:05

Maybe hes hintin for you to do doggystyle w him? Hmmm

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