By fartingdogprego - 23/07/2010 13:18 - United States

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
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fartingdogprego 0

Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.

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JBrownie123 24

5 years on from the original post! How's the kid doing? :-)

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AmayaR 12

Why did they show her answer so late and yes, how is the kid doing?

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Hanicake 0

wow. You're husband left for a trip while you're pregnant? He should be with you. : (

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itcomesinthrees 10

Unless she's towards the end of the last trimester and could possibly deliver while he's away I don't see the issue. Sounds like he travels for work, in which case he needs to do it to make money for when baby arrives.

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xoerica9 0

Lock the dog in a different room.

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jojo1141 11

You are a terrible person. You don't lock a dog in a room. Not even if they deserve it.

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elyssa112 6

She's locked in a room on bed rest so I'm sure she can do without the farting . And the dog will be just fine . No one said neglect the dog ..

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LaPoeziaAmantino 0

Who the hell votes YDI on some of these, seriously? "Yeah well, you kinda deserve it for having sex with your husband and having his kid, y'know... Your body wouldn't let you do anything, so it's all your fault." :|

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Izabushel 65

I know, I really wonder sometimes if people understand what YDI means.

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Mkm1997 20

Some people are assholes some people hit YDI accidentally. I have. It's rare but it has happened

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whitetiger13131 26

also we get badges for clicking YDI enough times

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liberty08 0

Stop yer whinin and let the damn dog out

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Mythdefied 0

He gets a two week trip. The dog gets a steak. You get stuck on your back pregnant with forced bed rest. Yeah, that guy's a real winner.

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itcomesinthrees 10

You do realize people travel for work? Work trips aren't much fun, I'd rather not have to go on them. OP has since commented that it was a work trip he had to go on, too.

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mangofishy 0

and he doesnt have any punishment for having sex with you.... he sucks

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mangofishy 0

she cant let the dog out... shes on bed rest

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5t3ff1k4h 44

So she's expected to not take the dog out for two whole weeks. Wouldn't that make the house rather smelly, and in need of a good cleaning? Welcome home, hubby!

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itcomesinthrees 10

You can still usually get up when you are on bedrest.

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phishlips 0

Made me laugh. Poor dog.

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leahk1785 0

You should never feed your dog animal fat...

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