By fartingdogprego - 23/07/2010 13:18 - United States

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
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Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.

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JBrownie123 24

5 years on from the original post! How's the kid doing? :-)

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AmayaR 12

Why did they show her answer so late and yes, how is the kid doing?

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oogie_boggie 0

time to get the cork out hahaha

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Jessicaa96145 0

now you cant blame it on ur husband. fyl though.

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Chizzles 0

You guys are retarted... Lol why do yu have conversations with eachother on this girl's fml.... Lol get a life losers

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Only the truly retarded spell 'retarded' with two Ts.

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specialagentziva 0

also, i wouldn't assume op is in the last couple weeks of her pregnancy. my mother was on bed rest for her entire third trimester. and somebody mentioned being on bed rest for 4 months...you don't necessarily go on bed rest just when that baby's about to pop out...

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Sinammon 0

lol! I love the imagery in this one. Sorry, OP. FYL

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deathrose_fml 0

You have an amazing husband.

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kybabyy 4

Why are you being left home alone while you're on bed rest? I can understand your husband having to leave for work or some kind of family emergency, but if he has to go somewhere he should have made sure your mom/sister/close family friend was there to assist you before he left.

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YouHaveFailed 0

F*ck that, op! u should worry about him on his "business trip". Remember! this is his last time to have fun before he has to raise a kid. There's gonna be some business alrite

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pingpongpenguin 3

where does everybody see "business" trip?

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pingpongpenguin 3

oh shush, whatever your name is. I can't believe you lied to me :(

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pingpongpenguin 3

you just lied again about not lying!!!

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pingpongpenguin 3

please stop lying.

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pingpongpenguin 3

hahah I got you there. I think we talk to each other tooo much.

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pingpongpenguin 3

oh, I'm cool.

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pingpongpenguin 3

I'll be way cooler than you when I have that cute little dog of yours, and you're in jail for giving me weed :)

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pingpongpenguin 3

you. don't lie.

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pingpongpenguin 3

jerkface...wait, you're not that cool. jerk.

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