Animals: Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping...

By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 100

You deserved it 27 998

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 16:00 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I got super psyched up about a landscaping project my wife denied last year that she's finally game for, which will both fix a water leak into the house, and make our backyard look amazing. I took a week of PTO, then 20 minutes later my wife called to tell me a tree in our back yard fell over. We're also probably getting divorced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 98

By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 761

You deserved it 7 236

Nuts

By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 839

You deserved it 1 145

By TmWhisp - 13/05/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML

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You deserved it 51

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 019

You deserved it 27 727

Oh, hi

By Fifi - 16/04/2018 05:00

Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 546

You deserved it 3 455

By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 129

You deserved it 9 519

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 629

You deserved it 34 567

Alexa, play "Can't Stand Me Now" by The Libertines

By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, after weeks of slaving away, I finally wrapped up the last house project on the backlog. I decided to take a day to relax around the house in celebration. My wife spent all day following me around, moaning that I never go anywhere, and that she never gets any space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 560

You deserved it 110

life_is_life 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

you stepped outside naked? LOL. well, dont worry i bet they enjoyed it.

Yeoman 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

haha thats awesome. Im sure they loved that job, and theyll be back ANYTIME.

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zipykido 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:43

Well they should have done a little landscaping on you, since your husband paid and whatnot.

YouMustBe_Joking 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:00

Hi--I'm 27. I exaggerate from time to time. I occasionally use words to describe a situation that just roll off the tounge right--I called her an indecent ***** because it was fun to say, much in the same way people say "gay" because it just sounds so perfect--you can put the emphasis on it and everything. Its great how people on the internet all exhibit the same insecure traits they show in real life. Desperate for the approval of your internet peers, you chose to single me out and gang up on me like schoolchildren. I am not single, nor am I in a relationship. I just consistently hook up with 5 different girls. I'm 16. They don't want a relationship, I don't want a relationship. Nor am I dumb. I attend a nationally-well regarded school with an incredibly rigorous curriculum and and extraordinarily exclusive admissions standards. Basically, all your assumptions based upon my one comment are false, and I in fact lead a more privilidged, successful, and fulfilling life than 96% of the population. Feel free to quote and rebut everything I have said here in a frivolous attempt to create an internet argument--just know I won't be back. I have school tomorrow, and then I'm going to a girl's house to get a massage with a happy ending.

mjsmclaren 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:03

I agree w/ #47, however #27 genius

DaFluffyGoldfish 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:08

LMAO @ 44

SaruhMai 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:09

YDI for public nudity.

kellster 2

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:12

How kind of your husband, to "let" you sleep in. You need his permission, hey?

missethics 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:19

23/87 lolz dude. pretty sure that second post won you douchebag of the year award. congrats!

baby_love 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:45

speaking of landscape, i hope there was no bush :] lmfao this is a funny one

baby_love 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:50

lmao i love # 27 :]

brkn_hearted 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:14

lol well, hopefully they liked what they saw and they'll make sure to do an extra good job to try to impress you :D gotta think about it in on the bright side >.