Intimacy: Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated... - FML

By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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f_ckerdef_ck 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:02

damn, that's a real FML

hybridstar 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:04

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

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Joseph_M_M 1

Saturday 3 October 2009 15:43

Damn that sucks. If i where you I would punch him in the gut, kick him out and sell all his stuff (Before the devorse). But, I feel so sorry for you. Hope it works out for you.

Dubstep_fml 1

Saturday 10 October 2009 5:35

you better have punched him in the face

chrriisstiiaanna 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:22

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO.

BB7 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 4:33

Damn he's a effing jerk!! :O

crazyindian20 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 9:52

totally FML

dethstruk 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:04

definitely FML but you also kinda deserved that for not being able to tell your husband of 9 years was gay you could have avoided that whole thing if u did

evilmonkey02 4

Friday 15 January 2010 5:02

LMAO! That sucks but then again u deserve it in a way

Kr3tS22 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 7:29

u deserve it for looking like a man

drumsetmaniac77 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:49

lol that's all I can say

coco22_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:32

hilarious comic. tough luck

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