Intimacy: Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated...

By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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f_ckerdef_ck 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:02

damn, that's a real FML

hybridstar 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:04

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

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Gaelgoir 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:26

LOLOLOLOLLLOL OWN!

ANTONKR 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:30

Gay people are awesome!

lalamu 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:38

illustration win. i irl loled :DDD

kmb13 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:32

it's probably gonna be D. :)

Crisi_09 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:15

Ooooo now that sucks... But i love the illustration xD

uberultrafish911 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 18:41

O_____O

hothotheat_ 13

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:02

The illustration wasn't good until I saw how he drew the wife in the last panel. That's epic, I laughed for a good while. XD

Blahp 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:37

ROFL at the illustration XD

HighSchoolFail 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:45

1) That sucks 2) The illustration is funny as hell 3) Least you don't have kids with him?

irunintodoorways 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:05

Haha this comic is good

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