By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 554
You deserved it 45
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

hybridstar 0

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

229 12

Comments

RoxyRaccoon 4

The illustration is hilarious!!! Bravo, Mr. Westover. Bravo.

0 0
jt525 1

lolololol mega owned. think how ugly I am

0 0
lvlheaded 3

This is truly an FML. I'm not sure what's worse: Him hiding the fact that he's gay for years or him just calling you a man lady. But seriously you don't derserve that.

0 0
lilduke22 0

o wow WTF how the hell does the op not find out about that

0 0
noeminavas 0

that just legit sucks.

0 0
ChiefLancaster 0

So,, Do you take it up the ass?? thats the only way he can keep it hard,, make sure you put on your strap on.. so he can give you a reach around.. LOL You must be one ugly bitch lady,,

0 0
Lord_of_0 4

That reminds me of that time I met an attractive boy who I knew through another friend. After talking with him for a few days, I decided that I liked him. So, I was flirting with him. Later, I found out two things. 1. He was actually a girl. 2. She had a boyfriend. When she found out that I didn't actually know, she was more than a little upset (I don't blame her).

0 0
jweinzap 0

okay seriously of something like tuis happens why would you go straight to the Internet to tell people you don't even know?

0 0