Love: Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we...

By honeymoonisover - 28/06/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

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Same thing different taste

By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 13:00

Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML

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You deserved it 263

By Anonymous - 12/06/2019 02:10

Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML

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You deserved it 258

Manchild

By Soontobeedivorced - 13/03/2022 22:00

Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML

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You deserved it 540

Caked and baked

By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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You deserved it 14 073

By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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You deserved it 7 380

Bachelor party

By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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You deserved it 4 042

Bad omen

By Worriedashell - 13/12/2022 12:00

Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML

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You deserved it 140

Avaquin 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:55

wow. no offence, but hes an ass.

isantorin 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:55

sounds like the start to a great marriage.

Comments

indianabummer 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:45

Well if it's only been a week maybe you can get an annulment instead of a divorce.

Seven47 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 14:12

i fu**ing hate when girl pick guys like that just make me mad and then they cry about it

ms_not_so_happy 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:53

welcome to marriage!

Whiterabbitm1 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:56

it is never to late to get a divorce sweetie and trust me from experience you shouldn't have to put up with that or as he so nicely put it "deal with it"

evileyes_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:18

You married the guy. probably should have thought about it a little longer before saying I do!

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 20:32

He obviously doesn't care about the ring if he lost it in the first place. You should always be able to cry to the your husband. What else are they for? Not saying mine is perfect, he's not sympathetic. He also says he's only with me out of guilt. Wait.... F our L.

kAhlie 0

Friday 9 April 2010 1:24

u picked a winner

kAhlie 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 3:21

sounds almost exactly like my life

dearanonymous 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 23:15

No offense, but he sounds like a total dick. Sweet and cute at first, but major asshole in the end.

krrrrziCat 0

Friday 7 May 2010 23:13

appears to be a whole bunch of negative assholes on here. sober or drunk calling your spouse a bitch is not the way to build a relationship. sounds like you should get out. perhaps we term this Jerry springer my life....