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By Anonymous - 28/11/2012 06:32 - United States - Madison

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:15

That is dedication right there.

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Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:17

Follow your dreams!

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Akatilleyusmc 2

Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:51

What's sad is that both jobs probably pay about the same.

Bpwoods 6

Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:53

Why does it matter what he does? If he's doing why he likes to do, I see no problem with it. Just as long as he doesn't completely blow off his wife or treat her like shit.

peopleplease 4

Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:53

That is just crazy.

newbiehere99 6

Wednesday 28 November 2012 17:46

Here's my number, call me maybe?

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:58

I assume he is taking a huge pay cut? No video game is worth that much!

lelo007 11

Wednesday 28 November 2012 17:04

I'm hoping you didn't just let this go. Please come back and tell us you went ballistic and threw his computer out, or at the very least gave him an ultimatum. This is just a bit ridiculous on him. Sorry, OP, FYL.