Love: Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2012 06:32 - United States - Madison

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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By WoWWidow - 02/09/2011 08:02 - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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nelds 12

Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:15

That is dedication right there.

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Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:17

Follow your dreams!

Comments

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 28 November 2012 17:51

Oh WOW!

Gabi2507 2

Wednesday 28 November 2012 18:01

mistakes were made

sneedelopy 1

Wednesday 28 November 2012 18:11

that, my friend, is an addiction.

Kitten_Calderon 14

Wednesday 28 November 2012 18:32

What a dumbass.. Hopefully he's s good enough professor that when (or if) he comes to his senses and attempts to get his job back, they let him.

loserbeth 3

Wednesday 28 November 2012 18:38

Sounds like my English teacher...

zombiekitten87 12

Wednesday 28 November 2012 19:01

Hmm. That's... Disturbing. Didn't even take a sabbatical?

bluevayero 42

Wednesday 28 November 2012 19:16

i dont want to be the "bad" guy, but this FML sounds way too exagerated...if it is true i am very very VERY sorry for you OP. get some professional treatment (and delete his account)

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 28 November 2012 19:23

Well, all of the damn dailies they put in the game are pretty time-consuming... I can see why he did it, but he really shouldn't have. FYL.

michaeljcaboose 7

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:29

Haha!!! I was about to say the SAME thing! How else is he gonna get revered with August Celestials? Not to mention the new dailies they put in yesterday....

jmar411 12

Wednesday 28 November 2012 19:38

I'm sorry I don't believe this, for one as a college professor he would have office hours and times without class or office hours that be could play at work on the college's wifi if he was that desperate to play.