By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
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Wizardo 33

Sometimes people just don't want to do the secks...

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bonermonkey 31

Even if he didn't feel like having sex, he shouldnt have just left OP waiting for him, ignoring them is quite mean tbh. Sex makes people vulnerable and to have an advance completely blanked isn't all that nice a way to behave towards someone you apparently like enough to have a long term relationship with. The polite thing to do would have been to let her know he didn't feel up to it.

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rockeditionbarbi 14

You should have sent a risqué picture instead of a risky one then

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arano 29

Start giving him head while he plays his game. When he gets hard just start teasing him so he will want to take control and actually do something. We're guys. Even if we aren't in the mood, it's very easy to change that. Just takes a little effort.

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rldostie 19

I feel like this is rewarding bad behavior, though. While sometimes everyone needs to be worked into the mood, husband shouldn't get a ******** for ignoring her. I'd suggest instead leaning in and whispering into his ear that she's been waiting to give him a ******** all week and he needs to come upstairs and get it. Compromise.

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arano 29

I get what you mean, 24, but as it says, he was gone for two weeks. Maybe he just wanted to come home and relax and play Xbox. OP should be able to respect that as well. All I'm trying to say is that if OP really wanted it that bad, she should've tried a different approach. It's at least worth a shot.

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T1A2Z3 34

I mean it's perfectly okay for him to not be in the mood and want to relax but he should at least go upstairs say baby I'm not in the mood I'm wrecked and give her a kiss and a cuddle and ask her if she wants to play. Right?

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IorvethTheXolo 8

I can totally get that because travel, even vacation, wears you out, but neglecting the living human being in your life for a video game isn't right either. If I were OP, it would hurt my feelings that I have been so excited for him to come home, yet he seems to have missed his box of wires a lot more. And don't get me wrong. I'm a gamer myself. I've got Witcher 3 on pause on my tv right now while I take a quick break, but when I come home after two weeks, it's my family that's going to get my attention, not my games. I don't mean this as he should drop everything and go have sex with her because, as others have pointed out, one partner is not obligated to have sex simply because the other wants it, but ignoring the situation completely is uncalled for. I can't speak for OP, but if you tell me you aren't in the mood, I can accept it, but if you ignore my advances completely, you're going to find yourself in a similar situation the next time you want sex because the sting will still be there from what you did to me. It won't be that I am "withholding". It will be that, I just don't want to have sex with someone that made me feel that way last time.

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BestOrginalName 22

Won't this motivate the boyfriend to "neglect" OP even more?

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Foxfire15 15

Honestly, after travel, vigorous physical activity is often the last thing on my mind. While I agree this sucks, and he probably should have said something, cut him a little slack and try again in the morning.

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Biker187 13

WTF, kill the Machine before it's too late, it's ruining your relationship. Damn, this is how Terminator started.

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Zmanryan3 9

Walk in front of the tv naked. If he doesn't notice you then call a lawyer and divorce him. Take all his money.

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H4H 15

Sometimes, not always, a man just needs to sit down and unwind. Your intention were in the right place but he might've been too tired for sex

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ohthebloodygore 16

And some people who comment are plain idiots. Coincidence?

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TaoShaman 24

Since he was away for two weeks, maybe he just wanted to relax and play some video games. Maybe he wanted to catch up on some things. Like people have said, he doesn't owe you sex and doesn't necessarily want it all the time. Not everyone even finds sex all that important.

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