By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 16:13 - Singapore

Today, my husband's car was stolen from our driveway while he was out jogging. We'd recently had a huge fight, and he accused me of having done this to get revenge. I was at work all day, but it seems this doesn't make any difference to his dumb, paranoid ass. FML
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AmethystRain 20

You should counter-accuse him of doing it himself in an attempt to frame you, then settle it with a sword fight in the front yard.

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tylersign 11

Ok, the deed is done. Where's my money?

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crownlogic 25

The first thing I would do after fighting with a significant other would obviously be to steal expensive property that we jointly own.

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ilovefall10 21

And yet you are online telling us strangers about him while calling him a dumb paranoid ass. If that's the way you talk about each other then I think you should just divorce... or at least talk about it.

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TheWindowLicker 13

Since its the husband's car I imagine it's either both or none.

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copy125 0

Honestly how does it make a difference if you were at work? Cause you could have gotten a friend to go drive it somewhere which put you having to even be there. Your logic is flawed my friend.

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LennyComa 39

Serves him right...trying to stay in shape and everything....but yeah should call the police about that.

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ndclover 3

hopefully you'll find the culprit and prove him wrong.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hide his running shoes!

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FMLsOhilarious 6

For all you people implying that she could've taken his car...why would she? I mean, what wife would steal her own husbands car over a fight? That just doesn't make sense to me, but then again this is a very odd world.

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