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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2017 04:00

Today, our cat died. My husband and I had a touching bonding moment together. Our relationship has been strained for months, and I thought this could bring us closer. He decided to bring up politics. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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Pay your respects

By whymyliferose - 03/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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Hello?

By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By Crazy cat lady - 10/04/2015 15:20 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML

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Fur babies

By Sad cat owner - 25/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I've been trying to adopt a cat with little success since my last one died. My other cat, who had grown attached to him when she realized he was dying, has been lazier and more prone to seeking attention than before since he passed away. I now know cats can suffer from depression. I feel bad now. FML

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Poor old Raymond…

By LJ. - 13/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

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Tuesday 6 May 2014 12:35

"Come to bed, Mittens."

awilimby 14

Tuesday 6 May 2014 12:28

everyone copes with sadness differently, i guess this is his way

Comments

fmlrulesBolt 14

Thursday 8 May 2014 9:45

RIP little kitty

soFREAKINrandom 4

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:41

What happens when you die OP will he call his kids by your name?

rawlings123 17

Friday 9 May 2014 6:18

Well how about helping him instead of trying to embarrass him on the internet. I'd hate to be married to you.

Kyfeiya 4

Friday 16 May 2014 19:05

When I lost my cat of 17 years (I had him since I was one), I was depressed. Tell him to read Rainbow Bridge. It'll make him feel better :)

ashmeredith 1

Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:56

This actually sounds like something my boyfriend will do when his cat dies....

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 21 December 2014 21:47

As that's sad.

Tattoo_Freak 15

Thursday 17 September 2015 8:08

That's terribly sad :( I hope you both recover from the heart ache.

Aranica 3

Tuesday 9 May 2017 14:36

the loss of a pet is as devastating as the loss of a child.

randybryant799 20

Friday 18 June 2021 1:33

That's awful and yet I can't stop laughing.

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