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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2017 04:00

Today, our cat died. My husband and I had a touching bonding moment together. Our relationship has been strained for months, and I thought this could bring us closer. He decided to bring up politics. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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Pay your respects

By whymyliferose - 03/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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Hello?

By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By Crazy cat lady - 10/04/2015 15:20 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML

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Fur babies

By Sad cat owner - 25/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I've been trying to adopt a cat with little success since my last one died. My other cat, who had grown attached to him when she realized he was dying, has been lazier and more prone to seeking attention than before since he passed away. I now know cats can suffer from depression. I feel bad now. FML

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Poor old Raymond…

By LJ. - 13/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

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psiloveyou15 12

Tuesday 6 May 2014 12:35

"Come to bed, Mittens."

awilimby 14

Tuesday 6 May 2014 12:28

everyone copes with sadness differently, i guess this is his way

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elsuperloco68 12

Tuesday 6 May 2014 23:24

what a puss!!

Summercarezzi 11

Tuesday 6 May 2014 23:29

Well that's awkward:/

rogerover 19

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:14

You're his little pussy cat

ibanghellokitty 8

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:31

Tell him, not to be a pussy. Ba dum tiss*

SaucyGirl106 18

Wednesday 7 May 2014 2:27

if he starts to scratch behind your ear and toss cat toys for you to chase, seek a therapist.

liuliuliu 10

Wednesday 7 May 2014 2:49

It seems that you don't like that cat.don't you?

bosox29 14

Wednesday 7 May 2014 2:50

Seek a therapist any way because there is no reason he should call you by his dead cats name. Sorry but he sounds a little messed up

_G0D_ 9

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:45

And OP resorts to meowing.

WeskersSexslave 15

Wednesday 7 May 2014 9:43

let him until hes over it?

ItsMissLia 19

Wednesday 7 May 2014 22:01

Sorry for your loss OP.. Maybe get him another cat? not to replace the one you lost but to fill the void & bring comfort. May help get your real name back as well.

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