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My day off
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Why would you marry someone like that and then complain?
I'd tell him no sex until they're gone haha
Tell him that he's a hazard and, for safety reasons, won't be allowed in the bed until he takes some hedge clippers to those weapons!
That's when you chop them off while he's sleeping... dope him up with antihistamines to make sure he doesn't wake up in the middle of it... shave his head while you're at it... and draw a penis on his face with Sharpie... payback's a bitch.
I would cut them in his sleep.
Well, now you get to watch him get ingrown toenails and have to get shots in the fat, fleshy, sensitive part of his toes.
Just cut them in his sleep if he's refusing. That or make him sleep on the sofa until he cuts them
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SLIP SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK AND THEN CUT THEM sorry about the caps, i'd fix it but im too lazy
Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.