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Ew. That's disgusting. When it gets closer to xmas tell him that you're taking him to get an early gift and that it is a surprise. "Surprise! Your gift is a pedicure."
Divorce him!
so effing gross....hygiene issues
See how funny he thinks it is when you kick his gross a$$ out of bed, and bar him from "anything else".
The way I see it, if he refuses to cut them knowing that he could cut you again... he INTENDS to cut you and gets some sadistic kick out of hurting you. If I were you, I'd strap two dinner forks to my feet when I go to bed at night and tell the inconsiderate A**hole that now you are on an equal playing field. Then when he goes to the hospital to have his leg sewn up, I'd sit there and laugh my butt off! If that doesn't seem feasible to you, then just grow your toenails as long as his and give yourself an edge by sharpening them to a point. No matter what, definately make sure you get the last laugh.
Cut them in his sleep. what a ******.
Haha, my dad's just like that...and my mom complains... he does occasionally cut them............. but we stay far away when he does erghhhhhh! They shoot you in the eye if you stand too close hahaha
Just cut his toenails as he sleeps besides you. And I agree with the hygiene and respect-in-the-rship and divorce part. In fact just get a knife and stab his leg and say you were having a bad, recurring nightmare or karmaish doom. And maybe beat his brains out while you at it.
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SLIP SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK AND THEN CUT THEM sorry about the caps, i'd fix it but im too lazy
Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.