Love: Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception....

By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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Caked and baked

By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 17:34 - United States - Rowland Heights

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Thursday 9 February 2012 18:53

Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)

crazychaz7 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 18:50

Nice!!!!

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Lilgothangel 0

Friday 10 February 2012 12:41

But it was fun right?

court1234234 5

Friday 10 February 2012 12:46

Lol that's classic! :)

sectorleader 2

Friday 10 February 2012 14:22

Like a boss

Shadow4i5 3

Friday 10 February 2012 15:38

Your husband is awesome!

ZaraMarieSwag 0

Friday 10 February 2012 15:40

Fuuuuun!!! :D

bRiiNkz 3

Friday 10 February 2012 15:42

Ha! I wanna do that now.

bubbalou21 0

Friday 10 February 2012 16:14

shouldn't this be on "my life is awesome"?

lambybug 0

Friday 10 February 2012 18:04

Trash the Dress!

silencebabyy 23

Friday 10 February 2012 18:09

Wow hopefully it didnt get on anyones clothes

soundandshock 0

Friday 10 February 2012 19:37

I would tell you to marry that one, but you beat me to the punch

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