Kids: Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His...

By moosemay - 14/01/2016 15:05 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By JustSom - 05/05/2015 02:03 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML

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By shit streak - 21/04/2020 20:00

Today, my husband was changing our son’s overflowing diaper. Instead of getting up and walking the putrid mess to the bin, he decided to shoot it basketball-style. He missed and it hit the wall, sliding down leaving a huge sloppy streak. He expected me to clean it. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By jcesom - 01/08/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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Friday 15 January 2016 1:44

try not to get too pissed off about it

Tejanoswhy 19

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

Make them clean up their own messes together

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diagnosed 15

Friday 15 January 2016 6:28

when I was helping my brother potty train both of my nephews, we use Cheerios for them to try to hit with their pee. A little target practice can help improve aim dramatically. Just a little helpful advice maybe your husband can use it to

FSGInsainity 15

Friday 15 January 2016 6:31

And absolute skill if the cover is still on.

GreenShoes 14

Friday 15 January 2016 10:13

bright fruit loops to "sink the warships" or plain handsoap (big bottles are like 4 bucks at Wal-Mart for their brand) with added food coloring to make bright bubbles lol.

local77 6

Friday 15 January 2016 11:56

go get an urinal into your private bathroom(s). this solves the problems quiet good ;o)

revolvearoundme 15

Friday 15 January 2016 12:48

Should get the urinal in the most commonly used bathroom for all men to use. I still haven't really figured out why this isn't a standard practice. Women hate us peeing in the toilet standing up and men would love a urinal in the bathroom. Sounds like a win win situation.

quackImapenguin 16

Saturday 16 January 2016 12:53

Because it's a huge unnecessary expense (not just the urinal itself but also arranging the plumbing to accommodate), another bathroom fixture to clean, and it takes up lots of space. Why can't men just pee sitting down? Afraid your precious masculinity will break?

tomvertigo 17

Friday 15 January 2016 15:55

Sounds like your husband is a lazy prick. We all make a mess from time to time. Clean it up like a grown assed adult, man!

BuckNekkid 22

Friday 15 January 2016 16:28

Hello, it's a penis, not a sniper rifle

middlenamefrank 8

Friday 15 January 2016 18:10

Do you women think there's some sort of targeting device on that thing? There's not! It's not as easy to hit the bowl as you women are always implying it should be.

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 25 January 2016 23:54

Are you kidding me? I'm a woman who knows how to pee standing up(even through the zipper on my pants), and has better aim than most guys despite not having much to work with. How hard is it to just stand over the toilet, point the thing downward, and pee? Seriously.