Kids: Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His...

By moosemay - 14/01/2016 15:05 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By JustSom - 05/05/2015 02:03 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML

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By shit streak - 21/04/2020 20:00

Today, my husband was changing our son’s overflowing diaper. Instead of getting up and walking the putrid mess to the bin, he decided to shoot it basketball-style. He missed and it hit the wall, sliding down leaving a huge sloppy streak. He expected me to clean it. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By jcesom - 01/08/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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mariamilian 20

Friday 15 January 2016 1:44

try not to get too pissed off about it

Tejanoswhy 19

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

Make them clean up their own messes together

Comments

Captain_Smalls 6

Friday 15 January 2016 1:55

That is the father in all guys.

zeffra13 31

Friday 15 January 2016 2:04

"Blame on each other"? You mean to tell me your husband doesn't clean up after himself?

Pop_And_Lock 14

Friday 15 January 2016 2:08

Put your husband in diapers, put your son back in diapers.

queencabello 19

Friday 15 January 2016 2:35

Hopefully they do the cleaning

tin_cup 27

Friday 15 January 2016 2:42

Maybe if THEY clean THEIR mess, THEIR aim would get better quickly.

Migole 36

Friday 15 January 2016 3:02

I'm sorry but you kind of deserve it if you're still cleaning his mess. If he's an adult, sit him down and have a calm talk that he either starts sitting down or cleans his spill right after he produces it. Besides the fact that my boyfriend sits down (and cleans the bathroom anyway), he would never be so selfish as to leave his pee behing for me to clean up. I really don't know why people put up with partners who act like children.

quackImapenguin 16

Friday 15 January 2016 8:53

I definitely think that the husband should be the one to clean it up, but from my experience with roommates I know that sometimes it's a choice between cleaning it up yourself or living with the mess because your roommate/husband will simply not do the task and there's nothing you can do about it. Of course she should try to get her husband to deal with his own mess, but there's a good chance she's tried and it hasn't worked. I don't think she should be blamed for her husband treating her this way.