Holidays: Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're...

By stuckhome - 08/04/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

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Today, I found out less than 3 weeks before my wedding my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Morristown

Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML

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By letdown13 - 03/04/2013 16:50 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML

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ACSjr 0

Friday 8 April 2011 15:59

you should just go

Mesocoollike 8

Friday 8 April 2011 15:59

you should've gone anyway. Screw your stupid piece of shit husband.

Comments

devans00 14

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:00

wow. how passive aggressive of the husband. borderline hostile in fact

jaybirdrampage 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:35

Your husbands a real Goober. Leaves his ass at home and enjoy your trip .

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:48

Sorry sweetie, but you're married to a moron!

gingerlr 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:28

you should still go. only takes a day to chance his name and take one of your friends

griff8901 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:40

you so have to update this with what you ended up doing -- if he seemed genuinely sorry he couldn't find passport then you got a day to rip the house apart looking for it. and although not my strong point people seem to know you may not need a passport so call up the airline and check with them. and if he seemed to of 'not found it / lost it' on purpose and doesn't care then don't tell him he doesn't needs a passport take a friend or go on your own and have the best damned time possible xxx and get his mother of mother in law to go to your house for a few days to 'look' after him with hints to make his next few days very very miserable :D

viciouspanda 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:15

the woman always has to look after the mans things. how have u not realized this? hah.

Jaguaress 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:54

Go to Prague without him. Have a wonderful time. If he's still wanting to be part of your marriage when you return, then go to counseling together. If not, then you've had a holiday to a beautiful city, and you can deal with him when you return. You'll love Prague; it's gorgeous!