By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 116
You deserved it 3 196
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.

132 5
that_is_Nathy 9

Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on

45 5

Comments

perdix 29

Cheaper to keep her. It's an old saying, and you'd be surprised how many marriages are held together by finances rather than love. Well, maybe you are not surprised, but welcome to the same FML many of us live with everyday.

9 1
jerico616 14

Sound logic, if you ask me!

1 1
MD_DILF 4

#33; you have a valid point. The US economy is brutal right now.

2 1
CiaranPM 0

Honesty is key in relationships. Oh wait.

4 0
loserman67 35

So, as you are gently sucking on some 20 year olds ****, look up at him and say with a smile, "Stay as long as you like, I won't be needing you anymore." OR, as you are getting double dutched by two 20 year olds, look at him and say, "No problem, as soon as the guys are through, they have offered to move all your shit out of the house for free." Your soon to be ex-husband sounds like a real asshole. If you haven't already, seperate your bank accounts, save your money and kick his ass to the curb asafp. (BTW, the two 20 year olds would be a good send-off image to sear into his brain).....

5 4
perdix 29

What's your obsession with 20-year-olds? There are plenty if middle-aged guys who would love to help out a desperate housewife. Besides, I'm better at it now than when I was 20. I have much more control, I can last longer and I know a lot more tricks.

4 0
kareltje 17

Hope you have prenups and separate accounts and a rental place. In that case you can find another place and leave him with all the costs of your current place. That'll teach him. If not... Myeah... Put him on the sideline until you find a way to get rid of him and continue your life with someone who appreciates you for who you are.

2 1
Flamedude101 4

Looks like its time to kick him to the curb :)

0 0
E_ve 9

Daaaamn, what a douche. Kick him to the curb with a sportsbag of clothes and send him off to his mommy or something.

2 1