By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.

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that_is_Nathy 9

Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on

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DjeePee 24

You have to admit that living alone can be pretty expensive. Tell him to move back to his parents, he doesnt love you/wants to live with you, so he's not your responsibility anymore.

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Tookie22 5

Ha broke ass joke. **** that dude. Divorce him, kick him out and then bring in a better guy

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construction 7

Yeah like me I need a place to move into =P

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Divorce him. Then, you won't be together, and he'll have to move out.

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E_ve 9

Actually that's not true... I've heard of a few cases where the people had to keep living together even after the divorce.

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bswole 1

Hey you don' say that!!!!!

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jobsman99 0

That's too bad. Tell him to get his blow jobs and sex somewhere else and stay with him it her. He will move out then. His new mate can support him but this is not good.

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