Miscellaneous: Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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By W…… - 04/09/2021 05:01

Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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Great news

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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Go away

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 22:00

Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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By Laurita - 18/08/2017 04:30

Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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izaqwbr 3

Wednesday 9 April 2014 11:25

And your privacy moved out.

pwnman 33

Wednesday 9 April 2014 11:22

Try to get along with them. It's hard, but no choice now:(

Comments

alex_jaguara 32

Wednesday 9 April 2014 22:25

May God have mercy on your soul.

Blake77_fml 19

Wednesday 9 April 2014 22:28

Worlds shortest fml

sunshineb81 16

Wednesday 9 April 2014 22:34

Definitely FML. I feel for you. I hope this is a temporary situation.

garrett1266 2

Thursday 10 April 2014 0:19

nuff said

miianah1 22

Thursday 10 April 2014 1:21

This is the shortest submitted FML I've ever seen. My condolences.

holliepong 8

Thursday 10 April 2014 1:31

how many...

vickostojanovic 0

Thursday 10 April 2014 3:01

What a powerful sentence.

_Oddlykies_ 3

Thursday 10 April 2014 3:20

so now you wont be able to take a ******* dump in peace.

Leishapie 10

Thursday 10 April 2014 3:27

Enough said

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Thursday 10 April 2014 4:23

Well, that was a short FML..

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