Work: Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 07:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

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2crazy2care 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:20

wow not even McDonald's, sorry op

rottentomatoes 7

Monday 20 September 2010 16:22

ooh, it's time for your last resort, the wallmart.

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boatkicker 4

Wednesday 22 September 2010 18:30

I'm super jealous. MA has some ridiculous laws regarding who can and cant work in any preschool or day care. You have to have taken a few college courses related to either teaching or child care, then you have to have a certain number of hours put in through an unpaid internship, spread out over a certain time period, and you have to be over 21, and you have to do all the normal stuff like a criminal history report and a drug test. It was ridiculous.

trublu2 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 2:34

u totally deserve it for applying at mcdicks. twice.

awesometown1 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 4:13

that doesn't sound like a job rejection it sounds like a life rejection. :)

iNicoLTD 23

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:02

are u that stupit u cant get a job at mcdobalds. you fail epically

zabeth_fml 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 13:13

...stupit?

xxAdriixx 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:15

...mcdobalds?

jellywaffle 0

Friday 24 September 2010 1:23

I've been rejected four... don't feel too bad :)

Hades321 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 1:32

MY COUSINS THE KROC'S OWN MCDONALDS

atomicmrpelly 2

Saturday 25 September 2010 12:33

I just 6666ed your YDIs, YEAH!

mccarthythug 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:20

fantastic comic! Absolutely perfect!!

ghadir 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:38

haha this is awesome

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:04

This is amazing. Just amazing. Ronald McDonald - King of the **** N Chuck.

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