Work: Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is...

Actually, the McD's near my parents' house used to have a guy with Down's who they had in to do things like clean up the dining room on weekends when it was busy.

Tearing 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:33

Hah! His name is Ron! LOL

kurai88 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:11

@ #125: I think #71 was referring to #50's username, rather than the content of their comment

babelini 12

Sunday 31 October 2010 13:03

i love it!

cambiata 1

Monday 1 November 2010 4:25

Don't be too sad. Getting rejected from a horrible job is just God's way of letting you know you can do better.

CrazyManNo9 29

Monday 1 November 2010 17:41

FAIL! LMAO! You are a freakish bigoted uptight blooming butthole. HA HA HA.

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