You'd think he'd want you to have a job. So you could pay your half of the bills

Seems kind of stupid for a roommate not to want you to have a job. They must enjoy paying the bills.

Send in that application to AT&T and the cable companies. You'll probably skip right over entry-level jobs and go straight to upper management!

I don't understand why there are people who think it's funny to mess up with a friend's CV, specially when they know that friend needs a job. Sure, you should always check your CV to make sure all of the information written in it is correct, but one cannot always predict that a so called friend will be a douchebag and ruin their possibility of having a successful job interview. FYL!

I'm sensing your future career will be gta

Make sure you show up for your interview with your pants unzipped and carrying a shovel. You can't let them think you padded your résumé with idle boasts.

I guess he doesn't mind paying the rent all by himself, then.

Return the favor on his resumes.

Let the beat down commence!!

Maybe you should start living up to your job application by hiding the body of your roommate. :)