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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 06:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 07:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

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By SimpleSwimmer - 04/10/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2018 15:00

Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 17:01 - Luxembourg

Today, I was forced to write a job application letter that boils down to, "I can't do this job, please don't hire me." FML

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By Cron - 28/08/2022 00:00

Today, my time-off request was denied because I'd said on my application that I have “open availability.” This is normally true, except my mother passed away and I need to travel to go to her funeral. I attempted to appeal, but ended up fired for “misleading” the company by “lying on a job application.” FML

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By Jesse Thames - 16/05/2019 04:03

Today, I received a series of rejection letters from jobs, one after the other. Last night, I stayed up into the wee morning hours to apply to campus jobs I'm not qualified for, because I was classified as a part-time student due to an administrative error. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 19:45 - United States

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, we are severely understaffed, and I'm very often the only person working my shift. There's a yuppie who comes in and complains when we have to pause service due to shift change. He does this every day, and I'd had enough, so I slid him an application ,and told him to fill it out, wait, or leave. I got written up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 21:37 - Australia

Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML

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By fuck you, tasha - 24/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

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underthesea12 24

Sunday 20 October 2013 12:07

why didn't you look at it before?

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 20 October 2013 12:08

Start applying in the cartel?

Comments

redelmo20 3

Sunday 20 October 2013 22:20

you dont seem interested

rickAUS 22

Sunday 20 October 2013 22:23

YDI for sure. I go through my resume every time I apply for a position to make sure I have taylored it to suit that particular job. Your roommate might be a dick, but this is your own fault for not picking it up when it first happened.

kbolt89 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 22:23

I guess your roommates won't have a problem covering the rest of the rent then since they messed with your application. But seriously...proof read...

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 20 October 2013 23:42

Re-apply and make sure your roommate doesn't screw it up...

obeykaitlyn 25

Monday 21 October 2013 0:42

you should really proof read your work

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 21 October 2013 1:25

you should have reviewed it before turning it in. ydi

brojo300 5

Monday 21 October 2013 3:49

aw how awful

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 21 October 2013 7:42

Could have been worse. You could have gotten the job based on that resume.

AshleaJstudent 16

Monday 21 October 2013 16:04

Those are skills. Maybe just not the ones you tell people about? Sorry OP. Next time check your stuff. Isn't it typical of roommates do this stuff anyway? You should have been prepared.