Transportation and Holidays: Today, my landlady gave me exactly one day to move out. I'm not... - FML

By Sunflare - 21/09/2018 17:30 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my landlady gave me exactly one day to move out. I'm not even in the country. FML

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awildwhisper 30

Friday 21 September 2018 17:37

Yea um I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that's not even legal...

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:18

If you were, that's still not enough time to move out. Can you contact someone back home to act as your proxy while you're away?

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rcrumbak 9

Sunday 23 September 2018 4:32

not legal in United states

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