Work, Food and Birds: You're welcome - FML

You're welcome

By Melanie - 07/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I felt like surprising my coworkers by bringing donuts. Feeling generous, I got a dozen from the most reputable bakery in town. On my way to the office, I tripped, and the box flew open, scattering donuts everywhere. A group of pigeons swooped in and devoured them before I could recover. I spent $30 on pigeon breakfast. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 8 November 2024 11:10

you dropped $30....on 12 donuts....

bidet 8

Friday 8 November 2024 19:28

"... before I could recover.". What were you going to do if the pigeons hadn't intervened? Put the donuts back in the box and not tell anyone why they were crunchy?

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core01 30

Friday 8 November 2024 3:43

The pigeons planned it!

Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 8 November 2024 11:10

you dropped $30....on 12 donuts....

bidet 8

Friday 8 November 2024 19:28

"... before I could recover.". What were you going to do if the pigeons hadn't intervened? Put the donuts back in the box and not tell anyone why they were crunchy?

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