Money: Today, my landlord asked to borrow my truck to move some furniture....

By overdriven07 - 01/09/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, my landlord asked to borrow my truck to move some furniture. When she returned it, I noticed she had filled the gas tank up. I thanked her for doing so, and she handed me the receipt and said "just add it to next month's rent". FML

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By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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By Riicogonz - 13/08/2018 20:32

Today, while borrowing my girlfriend's dad's truck, I had to pay $120 to prevent it from being towed. I was parked right in front of my apartment unloading heavy furniture into my garage for not even 20 minutes while the apartment manager, who called the tow truck, watched us from his balcony. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By driver - 25/11/2009 22:24 - New Zealand

Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose,150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

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By Pissed - 21/10/2009 10:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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By BrokeAsHell - 30/05/2013 08:51 - Australia - Werribee

Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML

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Get your own food, lady!

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 06:00

Today, I'm so nice, I allowed my landlady to use my freezer in the hallway. In exchange, she's so nice, she feels entitled to take my food being stored in said freezer. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:24 - Canada

Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML

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By jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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nomadxx7 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:07

Are you serious? I"m sorry but I was taught then when you borrow things you return them in the same condition if not better. I always borrow my friend's truck and fill it all the way up regardless of when/where/how long I used it. Even after he tells me I don't have to, it's been ingrained into my head by my parents and I've yet to meet someone that didn't like the gesture.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:15

Buy her a birthday present (or Christmas, whatever the hell). When she says how much she likes it, hand her the receipt and say, "Just deduct it from this month's rent."

Comments

softbonez 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:29

How is this an FML? This isn't funny or sad. It's just an inconvenience. "Today, my shoe was untied. FML."

evilbrent 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:00

charge her for wear and tear on the truck.

Hydra_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:18

http://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com/ THIS is a bad landlord. That is a lame FML.

Do0dl3 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:49

Your life is ****** up because your landlord put gas in the car for you.. You must really be an idiot

Redrosesandrain 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:43

.... you had to pay... for gas.... that you would have had to pay for eventually anyway? now you don't have to go to a gas station... where's the "who cares" button?

capthavoc123 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:15

Um, are you retarded? Number one, he didn't use the gas, his landlord did. Number two, the landlord used gas IN ADDITION TO the gas that he would have otherwise used. I can't even believe I had to explain that. You're seriously an idiot.

CheshireHalli 19

Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:58

The FML is that she did it without asking if he wanted it, then demanded he pay her back. But she never discussed it with the poster. See? He was out money for being a nice guy.

capthavoc123 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:13

Legally, she can't make you do that. You don't have to do jack squat.

PrinceTwilight17 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:13

It is stupid how there is so many people saying the OP would've had to get gas anyway, the OP might not buy a full tank of gas every time he gets gas! And second, why are all the FML's really not that funny lately, they are like all the same "Today... I saw her with another guy/him with another girl. FML" has anyone noticed this? Shouldn't there be like a iwascheatedon.com xD