Miscellaneous: Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints...

By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By brokeass - 13/06/2012 12:29 - United States

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

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Snitches get snitches

By komp6390 - 28/02/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, my roommate and I got charged $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a noisy dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. FML

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By SMCHR - 09/05/2011 03:22 - Ireland

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

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By Earplugged - 25/01/2015 05:01 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

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Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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Nice try, Janet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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Roommate from Hell

By fishyrael - 08/08/2024 14:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, my extremely affectionate and docile cat, whom I love like a child and has never drawn blood, scratched my roommate of one day in the face while I was at work. She claims he just went ballistic, and I don't believe she's telling me everything. What the hell did she do to my cat? It's gonna be a long lease. FML

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By cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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Mrs Heckles?

By loud sweeper - 07/10/2019 06:00

Today, my batshit crazy downstairs neighbor threatened me with "legal action" for making too much noise. According to her, it’s "illegal" for people in upstairs apartments to use vacuum cleaners, therefore I must sweep my carpets to avoid disturbing her and her imaginary guests. FML

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cardtowermaster 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:54

explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences

shanemaximo 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:58

Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:41

Once he's inside, he'll probably be able to sniff around and tell that there's no cat. Unless your roommate stinks.

causticgirl 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 23:14

You should start barking when your bored

bittersweet25 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:23

She must be very convincing haha...who meows when their bored?

Euphorically 14

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:34

Welllllllll... I do, actually.. Oh shit, that was a rhetorical question. Never mind!

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 14 December 2011 1:24

get rid of your roommate. who the hell does that when they're bored?

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 1:41

Just start saying meow within your sentences, while you talk to your landlord. Act like nothing is different. Seen it in a movie once. (super troopers).

LegendLong 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:54

sounds hot

Buzzy123 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:46

She kinky?

marylovesyou8D 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:49

seems legit.

MsCane 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:17

I must admit I make animal noises when I'm bored or sleepy too. I can do a mean rooster. I'm really surprised that your landlord can't tell that you don't have a cat. And your neighbors are the best. What happened to minding your business?