Miscellaneous: Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

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By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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By SatelliteUser - 03/12/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

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The cable guy

By fmerunning - 29/06/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML

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By nyatzz - 16/11/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

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By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By slightlyfamous - 17/01/2016 13:59 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2019 00:00

Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML

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Get packing!

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML

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rocketeer_97 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:59

72- im pretty sure we already established that.

liquidfireKAN 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:41

I'd die without Internet for 8 months.. that's means no FML!

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WankersCramp 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:44

where do you live? under the NYC subway system? what kind of shithole is it?

gator950 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:44

lmao....shady!!!

mrjamjama66 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:02

good job landlord

elmogoezRAWR 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:20

your picture = epic.

snoopy_156 1

Friday 29 April 2011 13:56

Wait, yout typing this...on the internet?

nicknack109 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:35

why did it take 8 months to get cable & Internet?

ronnieboo 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:05

shuda threatened to move out sooner. wuda prolly had it whole time lol

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Wednesday 19 October 2011 3:06

sucks to be you

Jigsaw2126 6

Monday 9 April 2012 1:23

then how the **** are you sharing this with us, if you dont have any ******* internet?

hapy_pig098 13

Tuesday 9 October 2012 2:50

HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT INTERNET!!!

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The cable guy

Get packing!

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