Work: Today, my left-handed boss needed PC help. I said "right-click...

By girlfriday - 11/06/2009 15:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my left-handed boss needed PC help. I said "right-click for the menu." She said nothing happened. Three times we went through this. Eventually I went over, asking her to show me what she did. She was using her right hand on the left mouse button. She earns £10,000 more than me. FML

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By BossesLittleBrat - 25/09/2016 12:47 - United States - Jamestown

Today, my brat of a coworker tried to convince our boss that I should get paid half of what I'm making because I broke my right arm. I'm left-handed, broke it on the job, and still doing a better job than her. She makes double what I do. FML

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Timewaster

By DanielleinDC - 07/10/2023 17:30

Today, I learned my boss, the CEO of a multinational nonprofit, is so computer illiterate that he hadn't realized he could resize the File Explorer window on his computer, leading to days of delay of him getting work to my team, and a lot of unhappy notes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML

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By Idiocracy - 24/04/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML

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Meritocracy

By Anonymous - 24/02/2024 09:00 - Jamaica

Today, after six months of doing the job of 2 people, because all my coworker does is sleep and sit down with her phone, I told my boss that I can't be doing my coworker's job and getting the same salary as her. My boss added just $10 to my salary and told me to let her carry on doing nothing, while I still do the work of 2 people. FML

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I'm not paid enough for this shit

By FabFor87 - 19/12/2016 16:15 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML

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Unionize!

By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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Bad at maths

By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 22:00

Today, my boss finally worked out that by not giving the lads a pay rise to £18 an hour, instead just offering them overtime when necessary, it actually cost the equivalent of raising each employees salary to £26 an hour, for a whole year. He’s is blaming me because I issue the pay checks. FML

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By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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Boss makes a pound…

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat down and worked out I get paid £26000 a year for working 40 hours a week. Meanwhile my boss gets paid £115000 to answer emails when he remembers to and to attend 5 hours of mandatory meetings a month, which he now does over video chat from his vacation cottage in Scotland. FML

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Butterbuns 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:32

Because using a different hand will automatically make your computer behave differently. Your boss is an idiot.

Rupus 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:31

Haha, I think you need a raise. Or she needs a pay cut.

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cameraboirzu 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:03

I think a lot of people would make this mistake. It's how our brains are wired. Left handed people are usually better with visual recognition,the "right click" on her mouse is the same because the buttons are just switched (unless she is just using her left hand with a right mouse) if not, you still can't blame her because she wasn't thinking about sides, she was thinking about buttons in relation to where they are on a mouse. Be nicer guys, if she's making more, she's making more for a reason.

nomad636 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:53

Today, I was having problems with my mouse... I called the IT help guy... and he kept telling me what to do. Finally, he got exasperated and came to my office to help me. He clicked the button he had been telling me to click the whole time. I wished I could disappear because I felt so stupid.

red_wings 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:59

I am left handed and so is my co-worker we both use our mouse on the right side That being said if you work with a computer everyday you should know what "right-click" or "side-click" means... So she is moron

mjthegreat53 0

Friday 12 June 2009 7:17

Your boss is an idiot, common sense fail. Also, these grammar lessons are very entertaining.

mattmag 0

Friday 12 June 2009 7:39

She only deserves the money if you are a volunteer.

Saphira_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 8:23

OMGGGGGG I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD AT THAT....... HAHAHAHAHA right hand click IDIOT! :D LOVE IT

um_duh 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:20

She's your boss & only gets $10k more thank you? Sucks to be her!

blobxmaster13 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:30

haha #6.

enlitenbank 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:04

Wow some of you people commenting dont get it.... Its not that she sucks with computers; its that it is REALLY REALLY ******* RETARDED, to think clicking with right or left hand makes a difference in some magic way.

testing_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:27

ranked #1 as entry with the highest number of comments by idiots. the heroic saviours of the holy english language can receive their award later. They'll be dug up and an outhouse will be built around their heads. same applies to smartass radical feminists.